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I was born in November, awhile ago. Since then, I’ve been eating and sleeping almost every day. I really enjoy drinking water and other non-alcoholic decaffeinated liquids, and I also enjoy being awake. I’ve gone to school for about a hundred years now, and am still no smarter than when I started. When I was younger, I really enjoyed dinosaurs. The movies Mars Attacks and War of the Worlds (with Tom Cruise) are probably the only movies that actually scare me. I am by profession a hermit, and spend long hours of the day not really communicating with people. I enjoy music very much. I can play about twenty guitar chords and am a mean finger-picker. I also whistle better than your and yours. Don’t ask me my favorite band because I don’t know. What you are reading is an amended biography taken from my Facebook. If you have a Facebook, add me to your friend list. It’s not hard, I don’t smell bad, and, best of all, it’s completely free of charge. All information provided within the biography is true and accurate despite the form, syntax, vocabulary, organization, and tone of this biography. This biography has been amended to provide further information about me, so that you, the weary Internet traveler, might be edified. This wiki contains information about me and my illustrious family of milkmen, Scots, Baptist ministers named Valentine and Civil War colonels. | |||
Revision as of 19:10, 12 September 2007
Welcome
Introduction
I was born in November, awhile ago. Since then, I’ve been eating and sleeping almost every day. I really enjoy drinking water and other non-alcoholic decaffeinated liquids, and I also enjoy being awake. I’ve gone to school for about a hundred years now, and am still no smarter than when I started. When I was younger, I really enjoyed dinosaurs. The movies Mars Attacks and War of the Worlds (with Tom Cruise) are probably the only movies that actually scare me. I am by profession a hermit, and spend long hours of the day not really communicating with people. I enjoy music very much. I can play about twenty guitar chords and am a mean finger-picker. I also whistle better than your and yours. Don’t ask me my favorite band because I don’t know. What you are reading is an amended biography taken from my Facebook. If you have a Facebook, add me to your friend list. It’s not hard, I don’t smell bad, and, best of all, it’s completely free of charge. All information provided within the biography is true and accurate despite the form, syntax, vocabulary, organization, and tone of this biography. This biography has been amended to provide further information about me, so that you, the weary Internet traveler, might be edified. This wiki contains information about me and my illustrious family of milkmen, Scots, Baptist ministers named Valentine and Civil War colonels.
